The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
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-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Eagles drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.