The Prevent Defense Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Eagles's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.