The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
74%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Eagles's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.