The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
75%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.