The Prevent Defense Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Eagles's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.