The Hamstring Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Eagles scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.