The Prevent Defense Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Eagles's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Saquon Barkley
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- Jake Elliott
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.