The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
87%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Eagles drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.