The Snap Count Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
82%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Eagles's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.