The Blown Coverage Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Eagles's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.