The Late Scratch Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Eagles's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.