The Garbage-Time Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Eagles defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Eagles's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.