The Bad Spot Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Eagles defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Eagles, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.