The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Philadelphia Eagles
Philadelphia Eagles defense
“The Eagles defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Philadelphia Eagles defense's week
- The Eagles offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Eagles defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
79%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eagles, Eagles, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Eli Stowers
- Dontayvion Wicks
- Jake Elliott
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- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
- Indianapolis Colts
FAQ
How do I curse Philadelphia Eagles defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Philadelphia Eagles defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Philadelphia Eagles defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.