The Bad Spot Hex of Pittsburgh Steelers
Pittsburgh Steelers defense
“The Steelers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pittsburgh Steelers defense's week
- The Steelers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The Steelers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
73%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Steelers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jaylen Warren
- Rico Dowdle
- DK Metcalf
- Chris Boswell
- Ben Roethlisberger
- Aaron Rodgers
- Germie Bernard
- Pat Freiermuth
- Travis Homer
- Drew Allar
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Pittsburgh Steelers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pittsburgh Steelers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pittsburgh Steelers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.