The Phantom Flag Hex of Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard · PIT · WR
“Bernard's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bernard's week
- Bernard is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bernard gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
72%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bernard's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Germie Bernard in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Germie Bernard is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Germie Bernard actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.