The Sack Spiral Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.