The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ryan Fitzgerald
Ryan Fitzgerald · CAR · K
“Fitzgerald finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Fitzgerald's week
- Fitzgerald makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Fitzgerald is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Fitzgerald's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ryan Fitzgerald in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ryan Fitzgerald is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ryan Fitzgerald actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.