The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
80%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
49ers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Kaelon Black
- Eddy Pineiro
- Brandon Aiyuk
- Keenan Allen
- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.