The Garbage-Time Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
49ers, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Kaelon Black
- Eddy Pineiro
- Brandon Aiyuk
- Keenan Allen
- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.