The Prevent Defense Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
49ers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.