The Snap Count Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
49ers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.