The Blown Coverage Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
49ers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.