The Prevent Defense Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take 49ers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.