The Prevent Defense Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The 49ers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
92%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
49ers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.