The Blown Coverage Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
92%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
49ers, 49ers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.