The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
49ers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Khalil Dinkins
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.