The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
49ers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.