The Garbage-Time Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
87%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
49ers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.