The Late Scratch Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
89%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make 49ers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.