The Garbage-Time Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
49ers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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- Khalil Dinkins
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.