The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
- The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
49ers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Kaelon Black
- Eddy Pineiro
- Brandon Aiyuk
- Keenan Allen
- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.