The Mystery Tweak Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The 49ers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
90%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
49ers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.