The Late Scratch Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make 49ers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.