The Hamstring Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
49ers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.