The Sunday Night Fade Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The 49ers defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
49ers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.