The Sunday Night Fade Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
76%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make 49ers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Kaelon Black
- Eddy Pineiro
- Brandon Aiyuk
- Keenan Allen
- Jordan James
- Khalil Dinkins
- Mac Jones
FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.