The Garbage-Time Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The 49ers defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
76%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
49ers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.