The Prevent Defense Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
92%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take 49ers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.