The Blown Coverage Hex of San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers defense
“The 49ers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins San Francisco 49ers defense's week
- The 49ers offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The 49ers defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
72%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
49ers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse San Francisco 49ers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If San Francisco 49ers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing San Francisco 49ers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.