The Phantom Flag Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Barner, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.