The Blocking Assignment Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.