The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Barner drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.