The Late Scratch Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- A mysterious flag erases Barner's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Barner drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.