The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.