The Hamstring Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Barner's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.