The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Barner on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Barner's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.