The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Barner tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Barner, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.