The Invisible Route Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Barner will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Barner scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.