The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of AJ Barner
AJ Barner · SEA · TE
“Barner runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Barner's week
- Barner has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Barner lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
91%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Barner's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse AJ Barner in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If AJ Barner is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing AJ Barner actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.